Vortexia's Secret

Part two was created by kitty bukkake:

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? that's a good one.

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? not the ones of me. on the pic from my college living room i blotted out a bumper sticker that said where i went.

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? creeps no, dorks sure.

4. Do you lie in your blog? no. i try not to give away identities of people i talk about, but i don't lie.

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? why would i be?

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? do people actually do that?! in short, no.

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? no. but everyone would probably benefit from some therapy, myself included.

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? i deleted part of one that i found offensive. and once again about faking comments... do people actually do that?! i certainly don't.

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? no and no.

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? maybe more... but that's a bit egotistical to make assumptions about. however, most people like me in person and i pretty much just lay it all out here.

11. Do you have a job? yes, i'm a full time grad student who pays a couple grand to work for free, not once... but twice. envy me, baby, envy me!

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? as long as i could live off the salary, i'd be game.

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? tough question. i think it would be fun to invite some interesting bloggers to a coffee house and all just roll with it. see what kind of conversations we have and where it takes us (don't i sound like a hippie!). so i guess anyone who's up for it and can write an interesting blog.

14. How many bloggers have you made out with? kind of one. he was a short-termer.

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? i don't really consider money in the way i act. but since i'm in college and developing a debt, that would innately mean that i act like i have more money than i have since i'll have negative money by the end.

16. Does your family read your blog? i hope not.

17. How old is your blog? 7 months old. i feel like such a young'un!

18. Do you get more than 1000 pageviews per day? Do you care? far from the 1000 a day mark. i don't really care, but i never mind reaching a larger audience... unless it's people i know who i don't want reading my blog.

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? no, no, and no. i considered starting another blog at one point, but not for any of those reasons.

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? no, and i don't ask for money either.

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? don't get any. should i be getting money for blogging?

22. Is blogging narcissistic? at times. if it's shameless "look at me, look at me" entries then it's more narcissistic than the regular writing about whatever posts.

23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? kind of... i know it gets boring to see the same un-updated page day after day, and i don't want to lose readers. i also usually want to post when i haven't, but just either can't take the time or am not near an available computer and internet.

24. Do you like John Mayer? used to and still kind of do. but as i've mentioned before, his ego needs to be taken down a few dozen notches.

25. Do you have enemies? i don't think they'd be considered enemies, but there are a couple stupid girls who don't like me for some dumb reason. maybe they're intimidated.

26. Are you lonely? nope. have i mentioned before that i love my friends?

27. Why bother? with what? blogging? because i wanted to write, i wanted to share my life with people, and i thought i could bring something interesting to the table.

P.S. Keep them in your prayers.