Vortexia's Secret

Ah yes, i was just reminded about the one reason i don't like living alone. random people knocking at my door late at night. i was chilling with willie wonka at his chocolate factory when all of a sudden, i thought i heard something. for some reason i decided to go to the door to check it out, and was surprised when there actually was somebody there. as i was trying to think if there was a reason why somebody might stop by, he knocked again. then i checked if he had a big ring of keys to get in (meaning he worked for the complex... or stole their keys)... but realized that if he did i needed to get more dressed than i was. as i ran back to the bedroom, put on pajama pants, and made a mental note that i needed to see if workers at my new complex had the right to enter my apartment without warning, he knocked yet again. by that time, it just got a little strange. most people i know aren't willing to stand around for several minutes knocking on somebody's door without an answer as they look more and more like a dumbass. more knocking, and more, and more, and more... probably knocked about a dozen times. he was probably just an innocent guy who really wanted to talk to me for some unknown reason, but i didn't want to take a chance. didn't know him, didn't know anyone was coming, didn't announce he was with the apartment, didn't say "i'm your new neighbor," or "i'm in love with you vortexia" or anything, and i certainly didn't want to end up making a mistake i regretted for the rest of my life. so the lesson of the day: if you're going to road trip several hours to visit me, gimme a heads up first or you'll be sleeping in your car. but i'd be very creeped out if any of you knew where i lived (unless you know me and i've given you my address). ok, showering time...


oh, and why don't we have candy stores anymore? or penny candy? and why haven't we made a river of chocolate yet? i mean, if willie wonka had the foresight to make such a gift to mankind, aren't we insulting him by not creating a real version? yes, i think so...

P.S. Keep them in your prayers.