Thursday, June 17, 2004
WWWW...
no, that is not a typo. i was not wanting to discuss the world wide web. i am instead proposing a new line of men's jewelry meant to remind them to be good. WWWW: what would wife want. i can see it now... men sporting WWWW bracelets in a support group. big beefy men with soft interiors blubbering that they slipped up and went to a strip club despite knowing that it wasn't "what wife would have wanted." all the other men pounding him on the back and saying "it's gonna be ok. it'll be ok. it happens to the best of us, man." i don't know what all of this is, but it was the thought that came to me last night as i tried to fall asleep. that's when i have my most off-the-wall thoughts.
it's also when i realized that i have a guest room at the apartment, but the bedroom is BYOSP (bring your own sheets and pillow) and the bathroom is BYOSCTP (bring your own shower curtain and toilet paper). i should really extend that stellar offer to my friends. i mean, who wouldn't want to be accomodated in such a luxurious locale? i know i would! and it would have a real homey feel. the bed would look just like your bed, the shower curtain would look just like the one you have back at home. oh wait! it IS the one you had at home. and after you take your morning shower, you can just take the soaking wet curtain down, fold it up, and stick it in your trunk as you drive off. musty trunk smell, free of charge. ah yes. this is delirium at its best. i should share more of these crazy late-night "why can't i fall asleep" thoughts. well, maybe more next time. i've got stuff to do now! *muah!*
P.S. Keep them in your prayers.
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