Sunday, August 01, 2004
Microwave...
i really have to stop posting. this is kind of ridiculous. can you tell i'm procrastinating. after this i'm cutting myself off... or i'll try at least.
ok, i just noticed that my microwave has a button just for bacon. do people seriously eat that much bacon? and did these manufacturers hold a focus group on what features people most needed and the biggest response was that these people were desperate for a button that would microwave their bacon without the guesswork of figuring out the time on their own? i mean, i can understand that it might be a nice little feature, but i would have made it more multi-functional. like a 30 second button or something. or maybe a 3 minute button. i think everything i microwave goes in for either 3 minutes, 3:30, or 12 seconds. 12 seconds, you ask? i eat a lot of tortillas. ok, el fin.
P.S. Keep them in your prayers.
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