Monday, August 02, 2004
Wall o' caulk...
a wall made of caulk would be soft and moldable. it would be kind of fun, except that it would get white residue on whatever touched it. i caulked all the holes in my walls last night. well, almost all of them. i caulked all the ones i caused and the other ones i came across as i was caulking those. but now as i sit here staring at a blank wall i see that i missed a few. that's annoying. i've already taken a shower so i don't want to get all gross caulking again. maybe i'll save them for another day. or maybe i'll forget and figure i won't get fined for them anyway (i hope!).
if you have to fill holes, i would definitely recommend the caulk technique, though. just get a tube of caulk, and then apply it with a toothpick (or if you were stupid and packed the toothpicks away already, then one of the nails that you just pulled out of the wall will also work). if the wall is textured, then you can just leave the little blob there. if it's smooth, then you just squish it flat with your finger. and if you chip off part of the plaster, you can just caulk it back in place and they'll never be the wiser! mua ha ha. i'm so riveting that i'm discussing the values of caulk. yeah, i'm done now...
P.S. Keep them in your prayers.
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