Vortexia's Secret

well last night was quite an interesting evening. and a long one. the beer and mr came into town and wanted to see my place, so they drove out here in the early evening. i showed them my place, which they liked. once i got to the porch, mr and his buddy made a quick exit out there to talk free of us girls. so i gave the beer the rest of the tour and we talked for a little while. they were supposed to meet up with another girl to have dinner, but suggested that i try to come with them. so i gave mayhem a quick call, since he was supposed to head over around that time. he was waiting at home still, and was supposed to have dinner with his parents before he left. well perfect! so i said i'd eat out with them while he ate with his parents, and to call me when he got back. so off we went, and the fun began.

so i could see some resemblance in personality of mr and his buddy. i immediately had to keep him in line and unintentionally kept busting his balls. so we'll call him check, since i kept him in check all night. i got the lovely job of being navigator in a city with really screwed up roads. oh lovely. so the guys in the back are giving me a hard time about how you always blame the navigator. yeah, except it involves reading mapquest directions and finding roads that don't exist. not to mention that one of them had a gps system that just wasn't working. yeah, you don't want to get on my bad side guys. oh, and the directions sent us through the serious ghetto. we were hailed by a prostitute and the guys were sliding down low in their seats. check said that they would have to defend us girls if anything went down, and mr said he'd just take off running. so the beer and i would have to save ourselves, but luckily there was no need for saving anyway. so we finally find the apartment and pick up the girl. we go to a restaurant close by so we don't get lost again.

at the restaurant we are told there's a 15 minute wait, and both host guys check me out. ok, so we head to the bar and order up our drinks. beers for the boys and margaritas for the girls. we finally get a table and i carry a pitcher of margaritas in one hand and a glass of margarita in the other hand. the host saw and said "now that's what i'm talking about!!!" and gave me that yeah-i-think-i'm-so-cool nod and smile. i just laugh it off and figure i was enough of a good role model for the youth of america for one night. so as the night wears on, we of course get louder. the waitress did a so-so job, but had a good personality for a table of drunks, just laughing and joking with us. the guys decide we should all get drunk tonight. except the beer's driving and her friend had a long drive home the next morning. so that left the boys and me. oh boy! i was game, but then couldn't follow through. the second round of margaritas was way too sweet and i was already really tired. i tried my best, but just couldn't. so i left it at a nice buzz. toward the end of dinner, the conversation turned to going to a titty bar. none of us lived near that area, so we had no idea where to go, though. so check pulls aside a waiter and asks him. apparently this is like an insta-bonding question for guys. the guy gets a huge grin on his face and surveys the table of 2 guys with 3 girls. i can only guess what kinds of thoughts were running through his head at that point. so he mentions one "nearby" that he went to for a bachelor party. he just blew his cover as being in the know because it was probably 45 minutes away. but he thought he was cool and had to give check a fist prop (or whatever you call it when you hit fists cause you're cool like that) before he got back to his tables. ok, since that fell through, it's the beer's brother to the rescue. she calls him and suggests i call mayhem to see what he's up to now. check says "who's mayhem?" and the beer said it was my boyfriend. check's face drops and he says "oh." oops, apparently he didn't know about mayhem. so i open my purse and see that the phone is already lit up with a call. mayhem, perfect timing. or not. he asks where i was, and i tell him that i was eating dinner with them like i told him. he sounded upset and i asked why, and he said that he was waiting at my apartment and had been trying to reach me for almost an hour already. oh shit, what?! i explain about how loud it was and that i couldn't hear my phone at all. i try to figure out why in the world he was at the apartment. apparently we had a crossed signal somewhere and he said that he would call and head over as soon as he got back from dinner. i thought he had just said that he would call when he got done with dinner to find out what we wanted to do. so i now had a disappointed mayhem on my hands. instantly his temporary new name was erased and i felt horrible. he said he guessed he would just head back home again, so i told him not to yet and i would figure out what they were doing and call him back. man i felt so bad. and he had borrowed his dad's car and everything to see me since his car was screwing up again.

the guys were really wanting to go to the titty bar and REALLY wanted me to go with them. the beer's brother even offered to get me anything i wanted. i said if he could get me a ride back to my apartment i could consider it. but everyone had to end back in another city, including mayhem. so i promise a raincheck on the titty bar and call back mayhem. he said he was game for the titty bar, but i explained how i wouldn't be able to get back home. so he was ok with it and i told him i'd make it up to him that he was having to wait so long for me.

of course the guys take that the wrong way and give me a hard time. on the way home we started discussing everyone's top 5 list. when we got to the apartment, the guys wanted the beer and i to compare boobs. we rainchecked that as well since we were already being really loud while my neighbors were probably trying to sleep. we suggested that mr and check could compare packages in exchange for us comparing boobs. they weren't interested.

so the beer and i said our goodbyes and mayhem and i went inside. since this is getting so long, i'll post the rest in another (probably shorter) entry soon.