Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Observations...
a couple observations from my study of the television last night. i don't just watch, that's pure entertainment... no, we students study the TV. but anyway... onto the observations.
michael phelps apparently just got a DUI or DWI or something. 6 gold medals and he can't avoid a DUI. 6 gold medals and you have to go drinking and then drive home. oh, and you're only 19 and can't be safe about it. i know a lot of people drink underage. i did. but come on... you couldn't locate any friends? 6 gold medals, man! sheesh. now you're going to get the whole bad role model crap. and there's NO way carly whatever's mom, trainer, coach, and entourage will ever let her date you.
the other thing involved the estee lauder chick on the beautiful perfume commercial. can anybody picture her marrying a man? she's like a freak botox bride. i mean, she's all calm, never changes facial expressions, isn't excited or nervous or anything about the "wedding," and apparently lets 5 year old girls dress her. oh, and she doesn't mind when they play around with her $2000 veil and other fluffy white belongings. she's so stepford that she doesn't even need the husband. she'll walk down the aisle of an empty church with her 5 year old friends because there is no other person perfect enough to attend her wedding. then she walks back out into the town of stepford and nobody even questions how she doesn't have a hubby at her side. i'm telling you. she's a botox stepford freak who isn't even human. anyway, i just realized how bizarre she was and how it seems like they would have thought about her marriability coefficient. and i realize that marriability so isn't even a word. but it works. so there it is.
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