Vortexia's Secret

yes, when can we expect more pictures? you're a hot girl, why are you holding out? -tony

you can expect more pictures shortly. i hope. i actually just thought of a really fun and festive idea for a christmas picture. maybe i could do it as an online christmas card to all my loyal readers. i was too new and not yet posting pics last christmas, so i think it may be time.

i will have to enlist the help of a willing volunteer to take the picture. he or she should also have at least basic artistic skills and be willing to have some fun with the endeavor. that's really all that i'm at liberty to say at this time. i will first offer the gig to mayhem, but let me know if any of you would be willing to assist me if he declines.

as for the holding out question... i never meant to hold out on you guys. at first, it was because i moved. then i couldn't find my camera. then i realized i didn't have the software to install on the new computer. i have now used a better alternative involving a card reader, but have not yet taken any new pictures. if you guys have any suggestions for the pics, then let me know. here are the guidelines: i'm staying anonymous so don't ask for a pic of my face; this blog is read at many workplaces internationally so it can't be something X rated... not that i would put them up otherwise. i have an idea that i want to use if i do this online christmas card thing, but for future pics, let me know what you'd be interested in.

would you ever compete on fear factor if given the chance? Would you want to jump from helicopters and eat live bugs? -the beer

definitely not. i think i've only watched maybe half a show before and have never really had much interest in it. i would like to ride in a helicopter sometime in my life, but don't think i would want to jump out of it unless there was an extremely compelling reason... like that it was crashing and they had conveniently put a parachute pack on my back and instructed me on how to use it moments before the aforementioned crashing. live bugs... ew. no thanks.

if i had my pick, something like a sure thing lottery would be more my speed. more money. less humiliation. less bugs. less danger of dying. but since there is no such thing as a sure thing lottery and i don't spend money on lottery tickets because i'm pretty positive i'll never win, i think i better keep my day job. once i have one that pays.

Who are your "Movie Guys." Not just the Standard Brad Pitt answer. But those guy who you find attractive but have no idea why.. C__'s fav is Brendan Fraser and Johnny Depp, which I think is weird because they're so different. So who and why? -d rant

ok, i'm not positive who does and does not fall into the standard category, so i'll just try to think of who i find attractive and maybe even explain the couple that might seem to be different from the norm. so i'm sure this adds points on the "typical girl" scale, but i do think brad pitt is hot. although it's not just because he's hot. i have to look at more than just that. he also does super sweet things for his wife (damn jennifer aniston, why's she have to be so cute and irresistable?) and seems like he'd be fun. i also have a thing for vin diesel. i know he's either a love or a hate pick, and that most men hate that i would find him attractive. however, he fulfills that bad boy thing for me. tattoos, deep voice, smouldering eyes that look right into you, strong, protective, bad, but oh so good. samuel l. jackson, i think partly because of the roles he plays and his deep voice. josh hartnett. sometimes ryan phillippe. rocker boys often do it for me, but so do cute sweethearts. i have been very lucky to know many sweet and attractive guys. hmmm, who else? the typical guys don't always do it for me. brendan fraser looks goofy, although i did have a huge crush on a guy once upon a time whose friends thought he looked like brendan fraser. i can't see the johnny depp as a pirate thing either. he can be hot at times, but he can also be unattractive.

i usually like tall guys, and some muscle. too much muscle like the power lifters is gross. but strong arms and a nice chest to cuddle and nuzzle and stroke is good. if they have ripped abs, then all the better, but i honestly think that a little buddha belly is cute too. if it's little. i call them food babies and like to lovingly pat them. ok, maybe that was too much info. oh, i also often like shorter hair. although i have seen some pretty hot guys with rasta dreds. no joke. there was one guy i met on a train who was so hot. he had rasta dreds and had nice arms. his wife had matching little dreds in an adorable short cut that would be oh so cute for any occasion. i know that isn't a list of more guys, but maybe you still find it interesting.



well that's it for now at least. more questions are always welcome. i know d rant said he had more to ask, and i'm sure somebody else can think of something too. so just let me know what you're dying to ask and i'll answer! now it's really late and time for bed. so g'night!