Vortexia's Secret

work was kind of frustrating today. i had a few things to do, a couple projects to wrap up, and i had planned a little celebratory thing with one of my nice coworkers. other than that, i had wrapped up everything else that needed to be done before i went out of town. i really could have been at work for just an hour and a half and been done with it all. in and out. just like that. but no. i had to be there for 8 hours. other people were still busy, so nobody was willing to goof off with me. for the hundredth time i will reiterate that i have no computer or internet as an outlet. and it doesn't look very professional to either handwrite blog entries in a notebook or read a paperback at your desk. i was going absolutely nutty. and then of course the goodbyes at the very end took longer than expected, so i was there for an extra half hour. at least it helped me to calm my nerves so i didn't make a grand exit by screaming and running down the halls toward the door. so now it's all done. unfortunately, though, i now also have a major packing job to finish. yuck. but on the upside, i think i'll see mayhem tonight. and maybe even get my window caulked. no, that really wasn't a euphemism for something sexual. my electric bill was nearly twice what it had been with the AC because i'm having to pump up the heat to compensate for drafty windows. it's really frustrating. and so are these fucking hiccups! i swear i'm going to pound my own lungs until they're too chicken shit to dare hiccup again. these are painful, wrack your entire body hiccups.

i know that none of you really wanted to know this, but i hate having to go to the bathroom during the winter while it's cold. sadly, it's been cold in the office and my home lately, so i've definitely been reminded of my dislike for this. here's my issue with it... just as soon as you get your legs all nice and warm, you have to expose them to the elements again by pulling down pants or hiking up your skirt. so you're cold again. such a vicious cycle. for guys, only a small portion of their anatomy is exposed to the cold when they pee. oh sorry... yours is a much larger proportion of anatomy than for most guys ;) no, i was just talking to you... it wasn't a blanket statement for every guy who reads this as a free ego boost. just for you because you're special.

well now that you guys are all inflated, ego-wise of course, i'll go again. i got chocolate at work today and want to snuggle under a blanket with it. yummm!