Vortexia's Secret

i'm still alive. i'm back from my trip. and i just may be looking to kick some ass. see below for a quick description of my misery... uh, sorry... trip. although they are pretty much synonymous. i may be bitter for a couple weeks to come. and i may say a lot of bad things. just as a heads up. let me rant and i'll get nicer sometime soon.

MY HELLACIOUS VACATION, by V:
in one word, how would you describe the trip?: MISERABLE

if the trip was miserable, what were the two main things to make it so terrible?: sorry bob, but it was MISERABLE, not just everyday miserable. and the top two things were the cramped 1/3 of the back seat of a small compact car with little leg room, little body room, and enough coat padding to protect a baby thrown off the side of a cliff. and a neurotic, worry wart, guilt-tripping member of the family who was hell bent that things would go her way or the highway.

how would you describe your emotions surrounding this trip?: a mixture of pain, frustration, nausea, desperation, and the occassional homicidal tendency thrown in for good measure.

what were the funniest and saddest things you saw about cows on this trip?: cows? let's see... the funniest was seeing a little lesbianic cow action as one cow vigorously licked the genitalia side of another cow. cownilingus. the saddest things was seeing cows that had fallen down on their little watering holes because they had frozen solid. the cows walked on them, fell, and couldn't get up because they are big animals with horrible traction on hooves. i'm sure they had to be freezing with their bellies on ice and hurt with their legs all messed up, so i hope their owners found them and helped them up before they died. yes, definitely the saddest thing about cows on this trip.

i have written much more about the trip or other random thoughts that i will post throughout the next week. i probably will write something more cheerful and christmasy tomorrow since it is christmas, but i'll get the other stuff up soon. god it feels good to be home, though! and i'll be seeing mayhem in a matter of minutes now! whooo! merry christmas everyone! :)

aww damnit, i'm horrible at remembering this: if anybody or anybody you know (who doesn't know me in real life) wants a gmail invite, please let me know. i just let those damn things pile up and then i feel like a scrooge. i think everyone who wants it has it, though. so anyway... the offer's on the table.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I LOVE YOU GUYS!