Vortexia's Secret

QnD stands for quick 'n' dirty. that's how it's gonna be tonight. i'm exhausted, had airport and airplane shit, had a crappy ass bed, over 60 bobby pins gouging into my scalp all yesterday, so i'm not in a mood at the moment to post much more than something really fast and get my ass to bed.

wedding went well. learned several do's and don'ts for when it's my turn. neither of us caught anything (bouquet/garter), so don't pull out the calendar to mark a date yet. not that a lucky catch would create that kind of decision anyway. quick random question from a delirious mind: i'm sure that there have been hundreds of bloggers who have gotten married while they had a blog, but how do you celebrate that with the people who have gotten to know you through your blog? it's an interesting thought.

i got both myself and mayhem home in one piece tonight. we were both so completely exhausted... like the point where it hurts to move practically. but i knew that if i were to actually show for work on tuesday, that i had to spend one lazy night/morning at the apartment. it would be too stressful to do it at my parents' house and then drive back to the apartment in rush hour, try to unpack and plan for work at the same time, etc etc. so i drove it despite being dog tired. and with the exception of a couple times when i sped a couple mph over what i usually consider "safe speeding," i did fine.

it's weird to be alone now. i spent the past 2 weeks with my family and the holiday frenzy. then i spent all weekend with mayhem and the bridal party. now i'll go to my bed (yay) all by myself with nobody to cuddle and have meandering pillow talk with (boo).

since i can't think of much else, i'm going to call it a night. highlights of this weekend that will hopefully get covered in detail tomorrow: hooker hair, a bridesmaid being called a whore (jokingly), a XXX store, ushers on a mission, discussions of the importance of thongs to drive the groom wild in front of 7 year olds, a batty wedding planner well past her prime, and much more (as long as i remember it). i'm finally back for good now, so get used to checking back! love ya!