Saturday, February 26, 2005
Questions to ponder...
how long do you think an actual person would sit next to forrest gump before they politely left? i mean, do you think people would really endure his life story?
i predict that one day people will be able to donate not only sperm and blood, but also dead skin. those people who pick dead skin from their lip... if they tuck it away in a little sterilized vial, then they can trade it in for $5 to a skin grafting company. unfortunately this practice will become very popular with the college crowd (beer money of course!), but it will mean that STDs that can be transmitted by mouth will vastly increase.
well enough disgusting stuff for now.
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