Monday, April 04, 2005
Word to the wise...
ok, here is my advice for the night.
if you check the fridge for something to drink (thinking non-alcoholic) but see your largely undrunken bottle of sake still sitting quietly in the corner of the fridge, then
1) remember that you are only supposed to drink a small amount of sake because it packs a punch.
2) do not drink it on a week night when you have to wake up early the next morning.
3) do not drink it alone just because you figure it's about time to get rid of it.
4) consider dumping it out since it isn't the kind of sake you really like in the first place.
5) if you consider #4 a waste, then unload it on others in large quantities at a time. repeat as necessary and take pictures of the other person's stupidity. this will make you feel much better about your moderate stupidity.
6) remember the next time that you want sake to buy the PLUM sake instead of this cheap rubbing alcohol flavored sake.
that is my advice for tonight. go spread the word.
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