Saturday, May 21, 2005
Google questions...
from time to time i check my hits and always find it interesting to see what people have googled to find me. sometimes it is because i have actually written a timely piece on something in the news. i was one of the top links for the dimebag darryl death. tons of hits to get the inside scoop on that. sometimes it relates to one of my links. people looking for coupons for the "gear that gives" websites, as one example.
sometimes the searches are a bit disgusting. tons of sex related hits. sometimes disturbing ones dealing with underage sex. just a quick message to those people: "get help immediately, you sick fuck." lately people have wanted simpsons porn. they wanted to see homer and marge having sex. but first, they checked for lisa and bart having sex. that's cartoon incest, people! sick pervs. many are interested in the stories about my boobs growing. there was a craze for a while of people wanting pictures of denise austin in various kinds of underwear... anything from crotchless thongs to granny panties.
the latest new question was one wanting to know what a thong feels like. well, i have to tell you, that depends on the thong. if it's a more conservative thong with lots of fabric in the back, then it can get uncomfortable. if there's next to nothing in the back, then you feel next to nothing. i really don't understand why people would go for the bigger-backed thongs. so there you go. i'm picturing you as a cross-dressing man who wants to know what a thong feels like before you go shopping. but that's just my imagination. sadly, for most of the googling of my site, i wouldn't want to meet the person in real life.
so there you have it, the dirty little fetishes of the googlers.
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