Saturday, May 28, 2005
The night continues...
so after the killer ceiling fan (story below), i was then unable to sleep.
you know that super flirt song that old navy turned into super skirt? well, i heard and read three references to "circle jerk" yesterday, so in my head the song was transformed once again.
"circle jerk! circle jerk! it's circle jerky! bow bow bow bow bow bow bow (the regular notes turned into a porn song)" yes, song kept me from getting sleep for quite a while last night.
the same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago with the diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper song. i heard the word phenomenon on the news (that should indicate that it was a fluff reporting piece!), and my mind combined the two. "duh duh duh duh duh, phenomenon! duh duh duh duh." horrible songs.
once i finally got the song out of my head last night, i was then greeted by a horrific bout of the hiccups. not just any hiccups. these were ones that lifted my body off the bed like a body that has just been shocked by the heart paddles. each hiccup picked up my body, rattled it, and dropped it back onto the bed. it was cruel.
the final part of the story comes next...
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The official stuff...
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