Vortexia's Secret

so once upon a time, i liked the show average joe. like season one. tonight i stumbled upon the newest season as i was trying to find a different show. here are my first impressions:
1) the girl isn't very pretty. oh, and short bangs look gross. p.p.s. so does the chop job on the back of her hair. it's like a hybrid between thinning it out and experimenting with a straight-haired mullet.
2) the girl is already giving off the bitch air like thick french hide-the-BO cologne. not a good sign. paris hilton could have faked being less materialistic.
3) since when is it "average joe" to be a self-proclaimed sideshow freak? (one who was on ripley's believe it or not for crying corn out of his eyes)
4) or for that matter, should you have an "average joe" who wears elton john glasses? or one who is a magician?
5) again... bad sign that she equates not being a pretty boy with "at least i know they have been screened." yes, because no attractive people are ever psychotic.

i spotted one cute guy who i'd take "as is," assuming he had a decent personality. not saying i would snub all the others, i'm just saying he looked good enough to jump out of the "average joe" category, especially considering they're getting all plastic surgerized.

i'll continue to dribble sarcasm once i see who she cuts. in the meantime... she lives on a 4 story yacht for this thing. raise your hand if you think this is the last ditch effort to save the series? *raises hand.*

hahaha... "solid gold" got cut. i'm not laughing at him, it's his name. especially since j-mo regularly posts about a strip club by the same name. wonder if he's ever seen solid gold strip at solid gold.

so now she's already crying about having to cut some of these guys. perhaps she is sincere, perhaps she wants to break into acting. i hope she doesn't hold her breath on the acting gig, though. i just cracked up when she pranced forward saying "group hug!" to end the show.

i don't think i'll be watching again. no thanks.