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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Jared... 

subway jared needs to retire. and they certainly should never show a full body shot of him. he has no waist, which is kind of distressing. he looks like one of those exclamation points that is bigger on the top and tapers down to a little point at the bottom. and he isn't comfortable in his own body. he looks awkward.

these are the things i notice.

which brings me to my eternal question. media people are supposed to be in the upper trendy echelon of society. advertising, marketing, journalism. they're all cut throat for the coolest and hippest (and youngest) new grads who can peddle shit and make it look like diamonds. and yet... all of our commercials suck some serious ass. (i know, i sound so intelligent tonight.) considering all the people who want to break into the industry, you'd think that they could come up with some halfway decent ideas. some of the time, i think these people need to run their pitch by me so i can point out the blatant sexual reference that they missed. i'm not talking about using sex appeal. i mean naming things or describing things using terms that sound dirty to me, somebody who has matured somewhat since middle school. i can't even imagine what the true middle schoolers are saying. and then some of them are cheesy or make you loathe the product. kind of the antithesis of the desirable outcome. anyway, it's a pet peeve of mine. if they want a better reputation, then they need to come up with some better marketing schemes.


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