Vortexia's Secret

since i just posted about a little thing that i think adds to a man's sex appeal, i thought i would share an article i just saw.

What Makes a Man Look Sexy
Hey guys, if you want to impress a woman with your sexy good looks, slip into some blue jeans and a T-shirt. Who says so? The ladies themselves.

Fully 58 percent of 866 women surveyed by Cargo magazine said this is the sexiest clothing men can wear. Another 19 percent prefer their guys in a stylish shirt and pants, and 17 percent say a suit and tie is best.

What else is hot?
Hair
A clean-shaven face is preferred by 42 percent, while 31 percent like it to be a little rough on the chin. Depending on the lady in question, a little chest hair would also be nice. Some 40 percent say a chest hair trim is fine by them, while 28 percent say a man's chest is supposed to be hairy. Another 22 percent would like to see their man hairless. (Ouch!) And while most guys don't do much with their eyebrows, fully 63 percent of women would like to see them groomed. When it comes to back hair, 55 percent of women say hairy men should wax, trim or pluck it if it pokes out of their collar, and 35 percent say any back hair is too much!

Underwear
Get rid of the tighty-whiteys. Forty-eight percent of the ladies like boxer briefs, while 46 percent prefer plain old boxers. Ooh la la! A daring 2 percent say their guys shouldn't wear any underwear at all.

Cologne
It's fine to use a little cologne, provided you do it right. Fully 77 percent of women say too many men use way too much. And too much is a turn-off.

What should you never wear?
A whopping 92 percent nixed leather pants. Also on the no-no list are chest-baring shirts, pleats in pants, comb-overs, sandals, socks that are too short, pants that are too big, mixing and matching the wrong colors and not trimming those stray nose hairs. And when you go to the beach, don't even think about wearing a brief, bikini or thong suit.

Meanwhile, a study by French marketing and style consultants Nelly Rodi shows that men between 20 and 35 are more likely to choose a pink flowered shirt than a tough, macho look, reports Agence France Presse. It's all part of what the Nelly Rodi consultants call a new species of man who wants to look good and feel good. Just wax the back hair and nix the sandals.

although i don't think it is the original source, this is where i saw the article. i really was onto something with the comment about men in jeans. dress pants and cargoes can look good when done right, too, and who doesn't love a man in a tux? if the sandals are flip flops, i say they are granted an exception, unless you look too metrosexual in them. the metrosexual look isn't bad, but it might compromise your chance at a couple dates if you're cruising. unless of course your girlfriend plays dress up with you and this is your chosen outfit. then you'll probably get laid for being a good dress up dolly. hope she can still find your balls. ooh, i've turned vicious. so i'll continue...

so i know a boy like i described above. most girls in his life dress him up. his girlfriend, before that his sister, before that an ex-girlfriend, and before her his mommy. all his life, he has relied on others to dress him. sadly, he looks like it. they love it because it gives them total control over him. if he pisses them off, they tell him to dress like a dumbass and he will. little boy, you're close to 30 now. learn to dress yourself like your 5 yr old nephew has.

i need a breather from the boy (my boy, not that other guy). sadly, he doesn't even realize it, whereas i've started to notice every little frustrating thing because the stupid crap keeps mounting when you act like you don't know you're doing it.