Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Crap review...
i was given a free ticket to see war of the worlds this weekend. even though it was free, i would still like to demand to get my 2 hours back. not a good movie. stupid. cheesy. funny (because you're laughing at the stupidity).
i heard it was fanfuckingtastic. i heard it was like a 3 hour anxiety attack. i would say it was none of the above, and not even close to it. it caused no fear, no anxiety, no awe. just bad. i would consider giving details, except some of you will still probably see for yourself how dumb the movie was, and would get mad at me for spoiling it. i will say that i concur with tony, though. see the secret to tom cruise's acting, excuse me, "acting" is that he never really has to act. he plays the cocky son of a bitch asshole that he plays in real life, so this is no display of his artistic abilities. dakota fanning acts even more annoying and bratty than usual. at one point, i told mayhem that if i wanted to hear a young child scream like a banchee i would have gone to a gymboree and announced that barney was signing autographs in the next room.
save your money.
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