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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Midget kitchen... 

i like my new place. i really do. my one issue would be the kitchen. it would be paradise for a midget with little midget cooking items. but it sucks for me. at first glance it appears to be nice and sufficient enough to house any number of kitchen items. then you look closer. the dishwasher appears to be of normal size and dimension, but look inside, and you will find midget-sized racks. it would take two loads to wash what i normally did in one load in my old (and any other normal-sized) dishwasher. the oven looks normal sized, too. but just open the storage drawer underneath, and you will see how truly midget-ish your pots and pans must be. same with the refrigerator/freezer. midget, with midget height between the shelves. subconsciously it is preventing you from buying a two liter of any soda product because-- gasp-- it won't fit on even the tallest shelf. oh, and of course i have two midget-sized cabinets. one that is only wide enough to store a couple cutting boards. wouldn't you know. so i feel a little cramped in my midget kitchen. there are some growing pains, but i am slowly adjusting.

those wobbly toys that they are advertising for kids... wibbly wobbles or something... is their jingle supposed to boost the self-esteem of young children? wibbles wobble but they won't fall down. this is why they are a good toy. you, on the other hand, are a bad little baby who tries to walk but keeps falling down. of course, i'm just joking about this, but the damn jingle is still stuck in my head from hearing it a couple days ago, so i am now unleashing it on you guys in the hopes that you will take over singing it and reliquish me from its evil grasp.


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