Wednesday, November 30, 2005
More random thoughts...
i'm going to admit it right now. i just realized that you won't be waking up tomorrow morning to an HNT pic. but you'll have triple the entries to savor and some pretty interesting topics, if i do say so myself.
so another question to answer: what kind of accent is sexiest to you?
i'll tell you upfront that i'm betting many guys will say southern and many girls will say british. just from my unofficial field test of the question on those i know and love in real life.
second question: do you have a "work persona" that is different from the regular you?
i think j-mo and i talked about it a while back. i know he has a totally different work persona. i think i'm developing one too. and weirdest of all, i think my work persona has an accent. no kidding. and my laugh is different and i am both shy and outgoing simultaneously. to be honest, my work persona suffers from schizophrenia. it's tragically hilarious and surprisingly popular. i should teach seminars on the weekends for those who really do have schizophrenia. fortune 500 companies could really use a fresh perspective from the schizophrenic community. and i'm sure that "schizo-infused" will be the next big buzz word. there will be restaurants, marketing schemes, and the desperate companies will just grab homeless people off the streets and pay them $50K a year to pose as schizophrenic employees in hopes that they will appear hip and marketable. and because i loved the line and it's schizophrenic-appropriate, my motto for the burgeoning shizophrenic empire that i am creating will be "it's tragically hilarious and surprisingly popular."
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