Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Boyshorts...
i'm back. internet went down, i felt down, so i missed a post or two. sorry!
so what is it about boyshorts? i have a couple pairs, and just got a pair that i can actually wear under clothing. when i put the new ones on, i became completely mesmerized by my ass. it was breathtaking (even more so than usual!). i kept looking at it and touching it, shaking my ass, and gyrating it around to see it at several angles. it. was. gorgeous. mayhem concurs. well, not it so many words. i don't think he was able to say anything actually, but he did drool and smile and point and caress a great deal. i'd say that's even better than a prim and proper compliment! hot-chi-mama!
oh yes, and somebody please buy me one of those robotic vacuum cleaners for christmas. i hate vacuuming, so i figure it would be perfect to get one of those suckers, let it go wild while i'm gone, and charge it back up when i come home. my place is always clean, but 1) i don't have to do it, and 2) i don't have to hear it. i want to scream when i hear a vacuum going. must be an instinct brought about by my anti-housework gene.
oh, and i could have sworn that the two kids on "my name is earl" were both black. now there's a white kid and a black kid. what happened?! that whole "they're not my kids" thing. serious show malfunction.
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