Thursday, December 29, 2005
Snarls and laughs...
today w-o-r-e me out. like woah.
nerdz i know. it's turning me into one of those people who annoys me because they write crap on the internet and spell it all wrong and try to act cool when it's just stupid.
so tonight i was driving home from work in the dark. as i turned into my street, there was a guy who was walking down the middle of the street and wouldn't move out of my way as i drove ever so slowly behind him as he ambled (aka, he continued to slowly stroll despite the angry woman in a massive piece of steel with an engine and a way to gun it contemplating the necessity of his continued existence on this earth). finally, he dipped over to one side, so i darted past him, keeping an eye out for him to make some stupid ass move that would require me to pay thousands of hospital and court bills as he faked injuries. i got to my apartment complex before him, and had to sit again, this time behind a dumb ass car that couldn't get the gate open and was hesitant to drive through when i opened it for him. he finally drove through, and i dodged 2 more idiot drivers. then, you would not believe it. wait for it. ...... i had to drive behind the dumbass who was walking in the road, now walking down the middle of the parking lot in front of me. he stopped and stood just one parking space away from the one i needed. i just stood and stared at him until the crossed the street at that point.... and started walking down the middle of the parking space i needed!!! bastard. i probably should have removed him from the population that is able to walk freely if that is how he chooses to use that right.
ok, enough bitching.
i just talked to a couple wonderful people and haven't laughed so hard in who knows how long! i've said it a million times, but god bless my friends!
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