Monday, October 30, 2006
My turn at TMI...
the funniest and most digusting thing i have ever heard; also the only thing that has made me laugh so hard that i was on the floor in the fetal position crying.
so mayhem has a thing against public restrooms for his solid waste disposal needs. we were gone for three days at a location with only public restrooms, and mayhem's shy colon had a stronger will than his desire for comfort. as soon as we got home, mayhem unleashed his best on the toilet. i was unpacking us as he finished, and of course he had to describe it. he came stumbling out of the bathroom as if he had just escaped a close call with death. "whew!" being the sweet girl i am, i asked if he felt better. he then described it as trying to poop his arm out of his butt. he made a nice graphic visual as he said it.
it was so disgusting that i screamed "ewwww!" and started laughing. it snowballed and pretty soon mayhem had to help me off the floor as i wiped the tears from my eyes. oh goodness, that's why i love this man.
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