Tuesday, January 02, 2007
I have a very important announcement...
i have a new aspiration in life. the pinnacle of kick ass job titles. a job that everybody wants, but nobody can say with a straight face.
confetti dispersal engineer.
yes! we flipped to the new years spectacle at times square to mark our countdown, and i saw the job title of one of the women they interviewed. she was a confetti dispersal engineer. you really can't get much better than that. great job title. you're an engineer, so you have to be paid well. you work for about 10 minutes a year. you go to one of the biggest parties of the year, every year. how has this occupation escaped me before?!?
so, that's a good start for my new year's resolutions. i would like to become a confetti dispersal engineer forthwith (aka, within this year). no sense putting off such important tasks. after which, i would like to focus my 007 on cuddling puppies, snuggling mayhems, cooking the good stuff, eating the best stuff, fluffin the stuffin and making other such frivolous rhymes, making forts under the blankets, reading literary masterpieces, rocking out, stylin, and world traveling.
what are your resolutions for the new year?
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